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Opening lines - If you paid for the wedding |
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I’d like to thank you all for coming today, and helping us to eat and drink through £10,000 worth of our hard earned money, condemning our early years of marriage to hardship, destitution and debt. >>Add to clipboard<< |
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You know, this wedding nearly didn’t go ahead. The hotel manager was getting concerned as he hadn’t received the deposit. Thankfully, we were able to pay it in three days … which we did! … February 12th, June 3rd and October 15th! >>Add to clipboard<< |
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