Comical recollections & light-hearted fun

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  1. My daughter will quickly learn that marriage isnít always glamorous. Thereís the bickering, the bills and the housework to deal with. Iím confident that Linda will handle these with ease, however. She is just like her mother who - as soon as a meal is finished - will gather up all the dirty pots and pans before turning on the hot tap. She then has a nice bath while I wash up.

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  2. Like a lot of fathers, I taught my daughter how to drive. More specifically, I taught her to drive on the road. She learnt how to drive on the pavements all by herself.

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