Closing lines and toasts / humorous

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  1. In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, let us have a few moments silence in memory of the 3,000 prawns and 100 chickens who selflessly gave their lives to make this dinner possible.

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  2. As this is a modern wedding you will expect the happy couple to have a pre-nuptial agreement … nothing complicated, Paul's going to wash and Linda is going to dry.

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