Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Aug-2013
The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.
Displaying 4 topical father of the bride speech jokes
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Sitting down to write this speech was a daunting task. Where to begin? For inspiration, I turned to perhaps our greatest public speaker, The Queen, and I soon found something which has only recently been made public and seemed appropriate:
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, not for a single moment did I imagine that this solemn duty would one day fall to me, as this madness once more spreads through the world and we must once again prepare to survive against great odds. But whatever terrors lie in wait for us all..."
Sorry, that's the wrong speech, that's the one prepared for the outbreak of World War Three... -
(For weddings August 28)
It's ironic that (Bride) and (Groom) are getting married today and agreeing to "love, honour and obey", as back on this day in 1834 slavery was outlawed in the British empire with the emancipation bill. -
(For weddings August 17)
Of course, today's wedding coincides with the start of the football season, it's an occasion when lots of money has been spent, everyone is full of excitement and no one is quite sure how it'll turn out, which, of course also goes for the football season... -
(For weddings August 3)
Today, August 3rd, is a special day in history. Just as (Groom) and (Bride) are starting their voyage of life together, Christopher Columbus performed a similar feat in 1492 as he set sail for the Americas. Let's hope that (Groom) and (Bride’s) voyage is just as exciting and exotic and that (Groom) doesn't get lost during the honeymoon looking for the Indies.