Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in June

The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.

Displaying 9 topical father of the bride speech jokes

  1. For weddings June 1 - Aug 30

    Summer is undoubtedly the best time for a wedding. The venues are cheaper. The weather is guaranteed to be excellent. And you won't disrupt any major sporting events. Hang on, which one is summer again?

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  2. For weddings June 2

    On this day in 1953 Elizabeth II was crowned Queen of England at Westminster Abbey. It's been a while, hasn't it? Just ask Charles! And now that you'll be sharing a house, (Bride and Groom), you'll get used to arguments about who is spending too long on the throne.

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  3. For weddings June 10

    On this day in 1935 Alcoholic Anonymous was founded in in Akron, Ohio. On this day in about four hours, this hotel will form the latest branch of Alcoholic Anonymous.

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  4. For weddings June 11

    This weekend sees the Queen celebrating her official birthday with the Trooping the Colour. This involves a very important woman watching lots of men strutting about in uniform, while other people fund it. Sound familiar, (Bride)?

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  5. For weddings June 11

    Todayís wedding coincides with the Queens official birthday and as the Father of the Bride I feel a bit like the British taxpayer watching the Trooping the Colour. Yes, today has been a fantastic occasion but I can't stop thinking about the fact that itís costing me money.

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  6. For weddings June 19

    Today, of course, is a very special day for me. But this year, (Bride)'s gone and ruined Father's Day by selfishly hogging the limelight.

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  7. For weddings June 16

    On this day in 1963 Russia put the first female astronaut in space. It cost me roughly the same to put (Bride) in that dress.

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  8. For weddings June 20

    Today is the longest day of the year, and I'm going to need it, considering the itemised bill I've just received.

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  9. For weddings June 22 - 26

    Marriage is like the Glastonbury Music Festival, the other big event that's happening this weekend. There will be sunny years filled with unforgettable moments of pure joy. And there will be other times when it's stormy. These are usually the times when (Groom) will find himself sleeping in the garden in a tent.

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