Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in March
The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.
Displaying 10 topical father of the bride speech jokes
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For weddings March 1
Today is St David's Day, so I'll keep my speech short in case anyone needs to nip off for a leek.
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For weddings March 2
Ladies and gentlemen, I will try to be brief. However, I have so many people to thank on the bride and groom’s behalf that you might think you’ve walked into last weekend’s Oscar ceremony by mistake, so please relax and bear with me for a few minutes. Turn on your mobile phone if it helps; keep yourselves entertained. And if anyone texts you any good jokes, could you please forward them to me?
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For weddings March 4
It seems apt that today's wedding coincides with the Academy Awards as both occasions feature happiness and joy, people stylishly dressed and an overwhelming desire by most of the audience that the speeches are kept to a minimum!
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For weddings March 5
So, ladies and gentlemen, appropriately enough for the start of Lent, I'd just like to say "Give it up... for the bride and groom".
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For weddings March 1
Lent begins this week and we've all to forego our bad habits until Easter Sunday. I'm happy to follow my wife's suggestion to stop making speeches, but not for a few minutes yet…
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For weddings March 5
(Bride) and (Groom) are marrying at the start of Lent, when we're all supposed to give something up for forty days. All the more reason then, to make the very most of today - raise your glasses Ladies and Gentlemen….
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For weddings March 11
Today's wedding coincides with the day that Romeo and Juliet were married, so let's hope that the evening doesn't end in the same manner!
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For weddings March 17
It's the day of Ireland's patron saint today, and of course the Guinness that goes with it…. Now I'm not Irish myself but I'll admit to getting a little stout in recent years….
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For weddings March 27
(Groom) and (Bride) just couldn't wait to get married. That's why they chose to hold the wedding before the clocks go forward - they didn't want to wait another hour.
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For weddings March 26
It's appropriate that (Bride) and (Groom)’s wedding's is being held so close to Mother's Day. Both mums - Edna and Mary - have dreamed of this day for years. Now it's finally happened - and they won't have to wake up screaming any more…