Light-heartedly mock brides marital hopes

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  1. To keep this wedding contemporary, we will have our first dance a little later, then around an hour after that well all gather round to watch us have our first marital argument. Im not sure whats its going to be over yet, but I will definitely be in the wrong.

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  2. Yesterday morning I had a little chat with Linda about marriage and how her life is going to change. I spoke about the hours in front of the kitchen sink, the washing of socks, unpaid secretary, social organiser, babysitter, cook, etc and for the first couple of months Linda said shed be willing to help me out.

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