Light-heartedly mock brides marital hopes
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To keep this wedding contemporary, we will have our first dance a little later, then around an hour after that we’ll all gather round to watch us have our first marital argument. I’m not sure what’s it’s going to be over yet, but I will definitely be in the wrong.
Yesterday morning I had a little chat with Linda about marriage and how her life is going to change. I spoke about the hours in front of the kitchen sink, the washing of socks, unpaid secretary, social organiser, babysitter, cook, etc … and for the first couple of months Linda said she’d be willing to help me out.