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Displaying 1 to 10 of 101 classic groom speech jokes
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I have been told that this is usually one of the only times in a married man’s life when he can be in the company of his wife and mother in-law and not be interrupted … I may be here sometime. |
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I’d like to thank the Reverend Grey for the great job he did today at the church. I learned something new during the vows that I hadn’t realised before: that it’s ok to have sixteen wives…four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer. So I appreciate that teaching. |
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When it comes to talking about my bride's good points, where do I start? She’s intelligent, generous, hard working, popular and a brilliant judge of character. |
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Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. I must say, it’s funny how history repeats itself. Twenty-four years ago, Linda's mum and dad were sending their beautiful daughter to bed with a dummy – and here we are again today. |
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There are two people not yet mentioned, but without whom I wouldn’t be here. No, I don’t mean the best man and the taxi driver, but my parents, the most wonderful mum and dad in the world. |
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I will shortly be handing over to Jason. But unlike many best man speeches, which are full of sexual innuendo, he has promised me that if there is anything slightly risqué, he will whip it out immediately. |
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I think you'll agree that Linda looks stunning in that magnificent white dress. I feel so proud and honoured to be married to her. And of course, I can at last say: my dish-washer matches my fridge! |
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I feel very fortunate to have married Linda. None of you will know this, but I've actually been congratulated already. 'Paul,' my father said to me, 'Well done! You will always look back on today as the happiest and best thing you've ever done.' Fitting words, I thought, as I set off for my stag night. |
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Thank you for all your wonderful gifts. I can’t tell you how much they mean to us – but I should have a better idea after the honeymoon, once I’ve spoken to the guy in the pawn shop. |
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I’ve heard a few people comment on how trim I am looking in this suit, which is actually the result of a fitness regime that’s seen me do at least 50 push-ups a day during the run up to this wedding. But I should mention that none of them have actually been intentional – I’ve just been collapsing a lot through nerves and stress. |
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What are 'Classic' Lines? |
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They are tried and tested groom speech lines guaranteed to get a good response. |
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Designed to inspire, our Groom Speech material includes over 50 model speeches that actively encourage your own ideas to flow. Several styles are included covering a wide range of scenarios. |
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Search through the directory of groom speech themed content, when you find an on-target line or apt phrase click to save it to your clipboard. |
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