Closing lines and toasts / Your thoughts on being married

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  1. Now that I am married, I have some catching up do in domestic matters. I must learn how to paint a house, mow a lawn, dig a garden, but I am sure that after a year or two of watching how Linda does these things, I’ll get the idea.

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  2. I have been told that there are two secrets to a long-lasting, happy marriage: a good sense of humour and a short memory – and that’s also the secret to enjoying this speech.

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