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  1. I was never really aware of how much blood, sweat and tears went into arranging a wedding. Hours of discussion, debate and disagreement -- and finally he asked me to marry him.

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  2. This is the happiest day of my entire life. And I know Paulís quite pleased, because the morning he went from a sin-in-law to a son-in-law.

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  3. Let me start by saying that I am very pleased that Paul asked me to marry him, because it would have been a shame to miss this get-together.

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  4. First of all Iíd like to put the record straight as I understand there was a bet going on as to whether my father would have tears in his eyes when he walked me down the aisle this morning. He did have tears in his eyes, but that was because he was worrying over what he would say to his bank manager on Monday morning.

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  5. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank all of you for being here today, especially since many of you knew that I'd probably want to say a few words -- itís very touching that you still decided to come.

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  6. What can I say about my bridesmaids, the charming young ladies who did such a great job in helping me up the aisle Ö although I did come to the church of my own free will!

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  7. From the moment we got engaged Iíve been thinking about this wedding. I just wanted everything to be perfect and was determined not to overlook even the most insignificant detail. But I neednít have worried, his best man made sure he was there.

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  8. Iíd like to thank the Reverend Grey for presiding over our wedding ceremony. I learned something new during the vows that I hadnít realised before: that itís ok to have sixteen husbandsÖfour better, four worse, four richer and four poorer. So I appreciate that teaching.

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  9. I am thankful for everything my parents have ever done for me; the loving way they raised me, helping me through college, teaching me how to cook and clean the house Ė which they thought would come in handy just in case I couldnít find a husband.

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  10. At this point I would like to present a gift to both of our mumís. Tradition says we should give flowers, but Paul and I wanted to give you something more permanent. So we are getting you a tattoo each!

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