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Occupation Humour
Ladies often take after their fathers, and even if they don't, this belief is so common that you can easily riff on it during your groom's wedding speech. Drawing a link between the bride and her dad will instantly endear you to the audience, as this inoffensive source of humour also invokes the feeling of family within the room.
ACT OF BRAVERY FROM A BRIDE'S BROTHER
An opening line that immediately grabs everyone's attention. This wedding speaker demonstrates the key to a good joke is the unforeseen dry twist at the very last moment.