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We offer the largest and most up-to-date collection of groom speech jokes, and here's a taste of what we've come up with this week:


"According to experts, pre-wedding jitters are a perfectly normal part of the process. Well, my anxiety shot through the roof this morning when I received a text from my bride-to-be saying she was breaking up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted 'sorry wrong number'. "


"The wedding ceremony was only two hours ago and we've already had our first big argument as a married couple. She says that I wasted money by ordering a 3-meter-wide frame for our wedding photo. Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture."


"Thank you parents, for helping us fund this wedding... I don't think we can ever repay you!"


"Would any of you like a free ride in a helicopter? I'm looking for two of our guests to join us on the first part of our honeymoon. We leave on Monday and fly to Cannes where we will have a champagne breakfast on a yacht. If interested please find me after the toasts. Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go! "

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