Humorous icebreaker

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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank all of you for being here today, especially since many of you knew that I'd want to say a few words ... it’s very touching that you still decided to come.

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  2. Before I begin, please can we ensure that all the aisles and fire exits are kept clear throughout the reception. There’s a medical team waiting outside the building and I’d like them to have a clear run when my father is presented with the final bill.

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