long engagement

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  1. I want to start by apologising for Paul and Linda being late. It's taken them more than eight years to get here today! Their 'lightning' romance puts me in mind of the story about the couple who were engaged for thirty years. Eventually the wife-to-be laid on a nice candle-lit dinner for her intended - with champagne, the works - and whispered romantically ‘Isn't it time we thought about getting married?’ ‘Good heavens,’ he replied, ‘who would have us now?’

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  2. These two have been together for nine years. Nine years! Come to think of it, instead of the Wedding March I should have got the organist to play the Hallelujah Chorus.

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