What she's getting herself in to

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  1. Remember Linda, you are a wife now. And a wife is a woman who stands by her husband through all the trouble he wouldn’t have had if he’d stayed single.

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  2. It is customary on an occasion such as this for the father of the bride to pass on a few words of wisdom about the institution of marriage. Well, if 30 years of blissful marriage have taught me anything – it is that the best way to get the last word in an argument is to say ‘sorry’. But better still of course, why argue in the first place? – instead, just let him watch Spurs on the tele.

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