Conservative opening
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Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I've tried to memorise this speech, but forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds. I did ask for an autocue to be set up in front of me, but apparently the wedding budget doesn't stretch that far. And, unfortunately, neither does my eyesight.
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Ladies and Gentlemen - This morning you witnessed the initiation ceremony. Once Paul made it through that, he joined The Club – the Matrimonial Club – and I could tell him things about life and living he wouldn’t understand until now. But I won’t, the wife censored the next part of the speech.
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