Self-deprecating icebreaker

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  1. If my speech is not up to much, don’t worry, it’s deliberate. I see myself as the warm-up man for the rest of the speeches, and I don’t want to make it too hard an act to follow.

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  2. Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Please forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds. It's a ploy to try and fool you that this speech has actually been prepared - it was my daughter’s idea.

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