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Need some non-cheesy lines that thank everyone for turning up and drinking you into debt? We've got that covered. Have you spent your entire life with your eyes closed wandering around like a dolt? Let us help with a few quirky observations about relationships. Is there an absent relative whose ghostly presence needs to be addressed without making everyone cry themselves to bits? We'll show you how to handle it respectfully… or amusingly. Click on the categories below or search for a keyword to take you straight to the material you need. To view all the example lines you will need to log in. If you don't yet have a username and password click here.
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SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOUR
MOCKING YOURSELF
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Amusing wedding day observations
Sincere wedding day observations
REVEALING THE AMUSING SIDE OF YOUR BRIDE
PLAYFUL WISECRACKS
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