Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Jun-2013
The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.
Displaying 4 topical father of the bride speech jokes
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As the Father of the Bride I feel a bit like the British taxpayer watching the Trooping the Colour, yes, today has been a fantastic occasion but I can't stop thinking about the fact that I've paid for it all.
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As the Father of the Bride, I'm glad that the wedding is the same weekend as Father's Day, I'm hoping that the sale of my gifts will help to pay for this reception.
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In a period of deep recession, unemployment and people losing their homes, isn’t it wonderful that we’re able to come here today, see this lovely pair get hitched, and forget all about our current troubles and woes. [Pause] You’re all thinking about your non-existent homes now, aren’t you…
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My daughter's list of former boyfriends is a bit like the succession of managers at Chelsea - they've all been capable, impressive, successful men, but very few of them have made it into a second season. Fortunately Jim has what it takes to keep the boss happy for the long term.