Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Mar-2013
The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.
Displaying 10 topical father of the bride speech jokes
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When my daughter said that she wanted a "White wedding", I assumed she meant the dress, not that she wanted snow at Easter!
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I'm so glad George Osborne's Budget came before today's wedding. With a penny off every pint of beer, some of us will be be ten to fifteen pence better off than we would have been by the end of the night.
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(For an English father-of-the-bride)
It's hard to express just how proud I feel today, as I see my beloved daughter Caroline marry the man she loves, Colin. In fact, I'm so proud, I feel about ten feet tall. It's just as well, really, because when we lost to Wales last weekend I thought I'd never be able to hold my head up in public again….. -
(For a Welsh father-of-the-bride)
It's times like these that a man can look around him and be proud, very proud. Today we come together in celebration of a wonderful, unforgettable event, and I for one am so full of emotion, I could burst. And as if Wales beating England 30 to 3 last weekend wasn't enough, my daughter's getting married, which is nice…. -
Good to see that the government are helping with the cost of weddings by keeping the most important part of the day cheap. Here's to low alcohol prices!
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Choosing a wife is like choosing a Pope, you have to take your time, make sure you've made the right choice... and always remember you'll never win an argument with either as they are both infallible!
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Proof this week that age is no bar to success, as a pedigree hound won best in show at Crufts, just before retirement. To see another old dog strutting proudly for an appreciative audience, watch me on the dance floor tonight…..
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Of course the star of today's show is my daughter, Catherine - and like any bride, she's queen for the day. After sharing a limousine with her this morning, I'm relieved to tell you that unlike the real Queen, she doesn't have gastroenteritis.
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Thanks to everyone for coming, to be honest though, it's a bit like the Brits, I'm not really sure who most of you are, but I'm sure you fully deserve to be here.
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Like most brides, my daughter was traditionally late for the wedding today. Some of our guests were beginning to feel like teenagers at a Justin Bieber concert - but fortunately she got here before bedtime……