Father of the Bride jokes for weddings in Nov-2011
The best thing you can do to keep any speech relevant and fresh is to have a few topical jokes thrown in to the mix. These should all be related to the day and occasion though; this isn't your audition for Have I Got News For You. Whether it's a public holiday, a chunk of tawdry celebrity gossip or a football team getting an absolute leathering; reference it if it fits the bill. Our selection of topical father of the bride speech jokes gets an update more often than a Windows operating system. See, topical right? Kinda.
Displaying 7 topical father of the bride speech jokes
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It was one-all in the Liverpool/Man City game at the weekend, with the teams perfectly matched, just like Linda and Paul. Although we'll have to see what happens during injury time….
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I can honestly say I already think of Paul as one of the family - a son rather than just a son-in-law. And the great bonus is, we didn't have to contribute to his university fees!
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They say that as the father of the bride, you're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a son - and that's certainly how we see Paul as he becomes the newest addition to our family. I wonder if he comes with Avios - or is it still Airmiles?
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Like most dads, I was convinced that no boy would ever be good enough for my daughter. However clever, talented, handsome and kind, and however promising his future, that's my little girl, that is, and she deserves the very, very best. But then Paul mentioned he's got a spare ticket for the next Rangers/Celtic game…
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I think we've all had enough of reality game shows on TV. Watching all these people you've never heard of stand up in front of an audience and perform badly, bicker amongst themselves, get drunk and eat strange food in a bizarre environment - who'd want to witness that? Anyway, you'll have an opportunity to vote me off the top table in a few minutes….
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The happy couple have entered the wonderful institution of marriage today. And with my experience of being married to Linda's mother for all these years, I can say marriage really is like living in an institution….
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In the news this week was a lonely wolf from Oregon in the US. Lovesick and disoriented, he travelled 730 miles looking for his mate, zig-zagging hopelessly across the state and adding an enormous distance to what would have been a short stroll had he just travelled in a straight line. Anyway, Paul was on his way to our house from the pub the other night….